Weed with Willie
Toby Keith
Standard tuning

           C         F           C 
I always heard his herb was top shelf
 C                               D           G                   
Lord I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
 C
Well don't knock it till you've tried it
 F                       C
And i've tried it my friend
 C                           G      C
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

C                                  F             C
Now we learned a hard lesson in a small northern town
C                              D          G 
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
C                             F             C
The last word i spoke before they tucked me in

(...and I may discount "bungee-jump!")

C                            G       C
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again



Chorus:
F                           Bb       F
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
C                     D         G     
My party's all over before it begins
C                                  F         C
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
C                                G       C
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again


C                              F          C
We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose
C                              D         G
The party was Sturgeon, it was after the show
C                           F           C
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
C                                    G            C
I took one friendly puff and the Grim Creaper set in 



Chorus:
F                           Bb       F
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
C                    D         G     
My party's all over before it begins
C                              F            C
You can pour me some Old Irish Whiskey my friend
C                               G       C
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again


D                                     A             D
Now we're passin' the guitar, we're telling good jokes
D                                 A
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
D                             A          D
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
D                           A                  D
With a grin on my face and a great contact high



Chorus:
G                           C        G
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
D                    A        
My party's all over before it begins
D                              G           D
You can pour me some Old Irish Whiskey my friend

(... Jameson on the rocks, if ya please!)

D                               A         D 
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again


        D                      G             D
In the fetal position with drool on our chins
          D                          A       D
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again!